FEMA Hot Sauce Bottle
- (novelty item only – empty bottle!)
Label reads, “We’ll fill the bottle when we get there.
All Natural Ingredients. SHAKE WELL. Refrigeration Not Required.
Directions For Use: Wait Patiently. No Expiration Date
Thank you for not waiting for FEMA before buying this fine product. 0 Fl OZ (0mL)
Ingredients: Hot Air, Empty Promises, Lack of Direction, Not Much of Anything.”